Oy. Men AND women can’t even handle a woman breastfeeding her baby in public. Not sure the topless law would bring people together. We’ve come a long way tho. Definitely a boner of contention in the 80’s.
Honestly, Logan’s Run has left such a lasting, varied and quite frankly weird legacy that I think your experience makes all the sense in the world. As to the problem at hand, at least we can rely on museums to show us that sanity can indeed be realized. When we’re not throwing soup everywhere.
It really has left a weird legacy, hasn’t it? And I’d completely forgotten that Farrah Fawcett was in it. Then again, as I noted, my attention was elsewhere.
You have done a lot of research and stayed ABREAST of all the news around this topic. For that, I commend you! For saying "Let’s flip on our high beams and start heading down the road of resolution," I'm going to request a Venmo for a new laptop because I literally spit my water all over my keyboard just now. Never mind that I'm using it to type this! Just send the Venmo!!!!!
Hahaha sorry about your laptop! Have you tried sticking it in a giant Costco-sized sack of rice? I’m really glad you liked that line! I was hoping it wouldn’t be a BUST.
I've spent years thinking about this.
I think it's
Functional nipples = bad
Pointless nipples = fine
(Can nipples be pointless?)
More importantly, the Bryce Dallas Howard VS Jessica Chastain thing.
It's Bryce right?
I think nipples can be pointless only figuratively.
As for the most important question…I‘ll leave that up to the reader’s interpretation 😉
Fun read, Chris! Very creative, giggles aplenty!
Thank you, Will! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Knippels
Oy. Men AND women can’t even handle a woman breastfeeding her baby in public. Not sure the topless law would bring people together. We’ve come a long way tho. Definitely a boner of contention in the 80’s.
There are women who get upset about other women breastfeeding in public? I guess at this point nothing should surprise me, but that did.
And please tell me that’s not a typo in your last sentence, because it’s amazing.
Yes women get offended too.
Honestly, Logan’s Run has left such a lasting, varied and quite frankly weird legacy that I think your experience makes all the sense in the world. As to the problem at hand, at least we can rely on museums to show us that sanity can indeed be realized. When we’re not throwing soup everywhere.
It really has left a weird legacy, hasn’t it? And I’d completely forgotten that Farrah Fawcett was in it. Then again, as I noted, my attention was elsewhere.
Hilarious. And I stand with you Chris, big fan.
Thanks, Henny
You had me at Vagitarian 😂
Kinda feel like you're opening Pandora's Bra with this one, Stanton....
👏 I wish I’d thought of that 👏
It’s an enigma. Like prime numbers. Some thing are best left unquestioned.
I shouldn’t have posted this. I don’t need Big Nipple coming after me.
Brave take, Chris. I'd add more salt, but that's just me.
Something to consider for next time
You have done a lot of research and stayed ABREAST of all the news around this topic. For that, I commend you! For saying "Let’s flip on our high beams and start heading down the road of resolution," I'm going to request a Venmo for a new laptop because I literally spit my water all over my keyboard just now. Never mind that I'm using it to type this! Just send the Venmo!!!!!
Hahaha sorry about your laptop! Have you tried sticking it in a giant Costco-sized sack of rice? I’m really glad you liked that line! I was hoping it wouldn’t be a BUST.
also great way to work 90-Day Fiancé into the conversation!
I wish I didn’t have to and expose myself like that, but the situation demanded it
What’s the big deal? It’s a round, circular protuberance. Everybody’s got ‘em.
(Seinfeld clip for the uninitiated: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ixLNE5x5l0&pp=ygUQTmlwcGxlcyBzZWluZmVsZA%3D%3D)
Ha, such a great episode
Hilarious start to finish.
The twins and I approve of this piece.
Thank you, Andrea! I’m glad you liked it!
It was a riot. So good.
God bless America, land of the free.... 👀
Hahaha that’s us
Going to our weekly quiz night tonight, and have decided our team name will be "Areola Grande".
That’s AMAZING 😂
Cleverly written and well spoken! #nipplemania2025
Thanks, Adrian!