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Laura Silverman's avatar

Why Kid Rock? is always the question!

Larry Urish's avatar

Interesting thoughts, Chris, all of 'em.

What really stood out for me were the stats to open this essay. Do 10% of people really think the earth is flat? Are we really that dummmm? (That's downright scary...)

Chris Stanton's avatar

Thanks, Larry! I know, that stat is really depressing, isn’t it?

Larry Urish's avatar

No kidding, right??

I mean, any rational person has to know that the Earth is actually a dodecahedron ...

Nan Tepper's avatar

I spill food on myself, too, Chris. There's no shame in it. If I could only remember to close my mouth when I chew. You make me laugh and, no dear sir, you are no dope. xo

Chris Stanton's avatar

Maybe we won’t spill anymore after the next software update!

Nan Tepper's avatar

Nah. I'm hopeless. Nothing can fix this. xo

Maps's avatar

You would think that it would be boring, playing a game where you pretend to be a regular person, working a job, preparing meals, trying not to be depressed, but then there are the millions of people who played (and still play) The Sims.

Chris Stanton's avatar

That’s a good point, Maps. Maybe any other boring life is better than your own boring life?

Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

“I want to be a character who starts balding in high school and can’t look women in the eye,”— this sentence single-handedly debunks all those theories! Why indeed????? So funny, as usual!

Chris Stanton's avatar

Right??? It seems to obvious!

Jane Deegan's avatar

Why Kid Rock? Why????

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

I recently came across an early Kevin Spacey specimen and have been in a funk ever since. Thanks for talking me down!

Chris Stanton's avatar

That’s what I’m here for!

Ofifoto1's avatar

There's so much about life that doesn't make sense, but at the same time, there are patterns everywhere.

Chris Stanton's avatar

100%. The more you look at the bigger picture, the weirder it gets.

Ofifoto1's avatar

Did you ever read or watch Carl Sagan’s “Cosmos”. I only watched it for the first time recently. Interesting and educational, but very ‘70s, with much in the way of weirdness!

Chris Stanton's avatar

I did watch it sometimes as a kid. I watch a lot of space- and weirdness-related stuff now too. It's crazy out there. Or in here. Or maybe just here.

Darcy Fiona McNair's avatar

I'd be into living in a Men in Black world. Not a matrix, not simulated, just full of awesome crazy alien shit and cool sun glasses. Great post, thank you for some sanity! 👍

Chris Stanton's avatar

That would be amazing. I wouldn’t mind having one of those mind eraser things either. I’d mostly use it on myself.

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

I loved The Matrix. I don’t think we are batteries controlled by aliens. But that might explain Kevin Spacey.

There are definitely lots of dimensions. I do wonder about parallel ones. I’d hate to bump into a better version of me. That would be annoying.

Chris Stanton's avatar

I loved The Matrix too. How could there be a better version of you? Impossible!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

“I’d like to, but I’m a dope.” I’m going to consider it for a while longer, but this is either going to be on my gravestone or the title of my autobiography.

(Those are both lies but I love that line)

Chris Stanton's avatar

I may use it for my LinkedIn bio.

Barbara Nickless's avatar

This post really resonated. I had a lot of fun with the so-called Matrix theory in my latest book (coming next month). No, this isn't a plug for my book, although I was tempted to add a link. ;) Just that humans are infinitely creative in ways that can be utterly baffling. But then, I can't understand a lot of the stuff people believe in.

Nan Tepper's avatar

I love that you read Chris, Barbara! xo

Barbara Nickless's avatar

Because he’s awesome. :) and very funny.

Nan Tepper's avatar

I knew you were smart! I didn't know how smart until now. I love being right. xo

Chris Stanton's avatar

I’m fascinated by this stuff, Barbara. That’s so cool that you wrote about it in your book. Thank you for not putting a link, but now I invite you to please respond with the link!

Sam Mertens (he/him)'s avatar

If Virk is correct:

1. It doesn’t matter.

2. He’s just kicking the can of an explanation for the universe down the road.

3. Virk can bite me.

If Virk is incorrect:

1. It doesn’t matter.

2. He’s purveying bullshit.

3. Virk can bite me.

My only conclusion is that I should be checking for tooth marks.

Carole Roseland's avatar

Maybe the guy playing the game and controlling the characters is dumb? If so, game over is coming soon.

Chris Stanton's avatar

I think he’s sadistic.

Chris Stanton's avatar

I hope Virk has a good dentist.

Sam Mertens (he/him)'s avatar

If he does, would he argue that’s the simulation agreeing with my assessment?