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May 26Liked by Chris Stanton

This is great, Chris! Twice in my life, I've felt a "disturbance in the force" and I was right. Many, many, many more times, I've known something bad was going to happen, and I was wrong. Not a great track record. Love how you can make any topic funny!

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Thank, Cherie! Yeah, it’s so weird that sometimes we seem to be able to pick up on things, then at other times, that same feeling turns out to be dead wrong. Maybe practice makes perfect?

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May 24·edited May 24Liked by Chris Stanton

HAHA 'hold onto your fajitas' really got to me

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Ha, thanks Jane!

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May 24Liked by Chris Stanton

Great subject and as always the humor injected into it made me love this even more.

Throughout my life I have always been deeply intuitive,which comes from being an empathetic person and 2 of my sons have a psychic connection with me that I love.

I too like anything that reveals truths or future events that I’ve felt were going to happen.

And yes, I feel the essence of some of my loved ones who have passed on.

Usually, only the ones that have loved me deeply while living.

I’m tempted to try the app but it will not be accurate bc I know that ahead of time.

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Thanks, Barb! There’s a really interesting documentary you might like called “Superhuman: The Invisible Made Visible.” It shows people (allegedly) doing all kinds of inexplicable things, including telekinesis, remote viewing, and more. It’s wild.

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Jun 3Liked by Chris Stanton

Great piece! I appreciate that you’ve decided to step back from this powerful, but dangerous gift you have.

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Thanks, Bill! I felt it was my duty for the betterment of not just myself, but of all mankind. You know how it is.

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As predicted (never played the app but I suspect I’d hit the DEFCON Level 11 or such), another funny piece that made me laugh out loud. And I recently got a call from my friend Deanna LITERALLY 10 minutes after thinking about the fact that I hadn’t heard from her and I felt powerful as all get out. Hold your fajitas!!!!!! Yes!

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Chris, you hold onto YOUR fajitas: I have always had very vivid dreams and can remember them upon waking. In sixth grade it became a bit of a routine that I would arrive at school and tell my two besties my dreams. One morning I told my crew about a dream in which our classmate had showed me three small plastic cherubs—one of them had its wings broken off and she told me she called it “baby”. That day at recess we were standing in the foursquare line and what happened? A classmate whipped three small plastic cherubs out of her coat pocket and one had broken wings. My girlfriends went bananas. I felt like I was going to pass out it freaked me out so badly. I was called “The Prophet”intermittently for the rest of 6th grade. But also… what useless information to use my magnificent psychic gift on. That’s my Chili’s-Inferno-experience. 🔮

(My adult rational brain believes I must heard my classmate talk about her cherubs in passing but it only registered in my subconscious brain 🤔)

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Prophet—I mean Karmen—that cherub story is BONKERS. Sure, it’s possible that you’d heard her talking about them in passing, but I’d rather believe that’s not the case. Is there any way you can track down this girl now and ask her if the third cherub lost its wings in a Chili’s fire?

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I should have seen that joke coming

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Hahahaha

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This was delightful. You have a gift! Apparently you can enhance your ability. I love actual psychics.

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Thank you, CK! This whole subject fascinates me so much.

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May 24Liked by Chris Stanton

You get me 😎

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Always, my friend

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May 23Liked by Chris Stanton

Leaving this here, but you already know what I'm going to say, right?

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Of course

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Download the app, Beth! Harness your powers!

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