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SuddenlyJamie's avatar

I feel like this is too obvious to even add, but "Blinded by the Light" (Manfred Mann's Earth Band). was always the lyric that struck me as the ramblings of a mad man:

Madman, drummers, bummers

Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat

In the dumps with the mumps

As the adolescent pumps his way into his hat

With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older

I tripped the merry-go-round

With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin'

The calliope crashed to the ground

The calliope crashed to the ground!

But she was blinded by the light

Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

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Chris Stanton's avatar

That's another great one. Like, WTF? You may be surprised to hear that we have Bruce Springsteen to thank for this poetry.

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SuddenlyJamie's avatar

I had NO idea! Fascinating. I love really getting into the stories behind songs. I've been getting sucked down a few rabbit holes while writing my "Monday Moxie" series!

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Chris Stanton's avatar

It’s so easy to get sucked down rabbit holes in that area. If you’re into music, there’s a guy on YouTube you might like who breaks down the stories behind famous songs and bands. Professor of Rock: https://www.youtube.com/@ProfessorofRock

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SuddenlyJamie's avatar

Tks! Will check that out!

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Bill Southern's avatar

Great piece! I can’t believe these nonsensical selections in my own coverage. . .

https://ruleofthree.substack.com/p/one-less-egg-to-fry?utm_source=publication-search

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Chris Stanton's avatar

Thanks, Bill! Your piece looks awesome. I saved it so I can read it later when I have time.

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Beth Goldner's avatar

Amazinggg piece. Thanks for the laughs, the memories, and realizing that this nonsensical approach to song writing never seemed so, well, nonsensical in many cases. It's also cool af ---- just think about It's The End of the World as We Know It??? Aside from the refrain, it's like, Hey, REM, what? "Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, Boom!"

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Chris Stanton's avatar

Thanks, Beth! I can’t believe you said that: I originally had “It’s the End of the World as We Know It” in here too but I cut it for length. But since you mentioned it, I’ll take this opportunity to give you the joke:

Did Michael Stipe tack on “(And I Feel Fine)” to the title as a preemptive denial that he was having a psychotic break?

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C. Hill,  Parchment Papers's avatar

Thank you. Quite funny and satisfying to read.

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Chris Stanton's avatar

Thanks for reading! I appreciate it.

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Robbe Reddinger's avatar

As someone who took the time to memorize every word of Loser as a teenager, I fully appreciate this. Though I gotta say, I’m sad to see that LFO’s “Summer Girls” did not make the list, but maybe you don’t wear Abercrombie & Fitch.

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Chris Stanton's avatar

This cracked me up. It's true that I don't wear A&F, but I'd consider wearing the great Larry Bird jersey 33.

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Caroline in the Garden's avatar

Sometimes you identify a vowel or a consonant that just fits and then you just form whatever word around that regardless of whether it makes sense or is an actual word. Like su su sudio!

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Chris Stanton's avatar

I almost included Sussudio in this! You probably know this, but when Paul McCartney wrote “Yesterday,” before he landed on that word, his filler words for those notes were “scrambled eggs.”

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Caroline in the Garden's avatar

i had heard that but had forgotten until you just mentioned it! creativity is bizarre and beautiful!

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

Well, just found my next favorite drinking game! This is pure genius, my friend. 😂

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Chris Stanton's avatar

Thank you, sistah! I can’t wait to hear how the game goes. Just please eat something first or it’ll be over before you can say Scaramouche.

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

Oopsie. Too late!

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The Common Centrist's avatar

What a great read. Love nonsense lyrics. I often start off writing lyrics with a random word generator and produce hilarious (to me at least) and utterly senseless drivel. It amuses me no end.

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Chris Stanton's avatar

Thank you! I’m going to have to try that random word generator tip. I’m sure I could entertain myself for way too long with that.

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Arjun Rajagopalan's avatar

For me: Don McLean's, "On the Amazon." Especially if you are a doctor. "The prophylactics scrounge on the Amazon. The hypodermic sounds of the Amazon." Not to forget: "And, the menopause, with hungry jaws will snare you."

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Chris Stanton's avatar

That sounds bonkers. I’m going to have to listen to that one.

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Ernie Schenck's avatar

All I know is, someone left a cake out in the rain and is the bride ever gonna be pissed.

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Chris Stanton's avatar

It took so long to make it, and they'll never have that recipe again!

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Ernie Schenck's avatar

Actually it’s “I’ll never have that recipe again”. But you’re to be forgiven.

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NickS (WA)'s avatar

I immediately think of the Pixies as well. For example, "Monkey Gone To Heaven"

The creature in the sky

Got sucked in a hole, now there's a hole in the sky

And the ground's not cold

And if the ground's not cold, everything is gonna burn

We'll all take turns, I'll get mine too

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Chris Stanton's avatar

That's a great one!

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Kristi Keller 🇨🇦's avatar

I am ON THE FLOOR laughing and choking on my morning coffee 😂😂 This caused way too many spontaneous outbursts.

You forgot one song though. Not quite as old as any of these but people have joked about its lyrics for decades: Informer by Snow. I'm sure you know it but if you don't, YouTube.

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Kelsey Abbott's avatar

Oh goodness. I think I had that song stuck in my head for a year

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Kristi Keller 🇨🇦's avatar

Hahahaa!!! Funny story about Snow. I met him on an airplane to Jamaica (my first trip) and he ended up on the same bus to the same hotel as us. He's a space case in real life 😁

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Chris Stanton's avatar

I can’t say I’m shocked…

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Chris Stanton's avatar

I think it’s stuck in my head now

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Chris Stanton's avatar

I'm glad you liked it, Kristi! I love hearing that.

I'm not sure if I know Informer but I'm super curious. Off to YouTube!

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Kristi Keller 🇨🇦's avatar

It's a particular genre of music not everyone is into (reggae). But the artist is a white Canadian dude. There's no way he should be so misunderstandable 😂

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Chris Stanton's avatar

Ha, just watched it. Holy crap!

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j.e. moyer, LPC's avatar

Even without words, there's plenty of music that goes off the rails. In jazz, we have Miles Davis pushing boundaries, while in classical, composers like Stravinsky and Charles Ives have created works that defy conventional understanding. Music without words doesn’t always make sense, but perhaps that’s precisely the point.

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HADaFEW's avatar

The only thing with Jazz is………you never know when it’s going to end.🤣

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Chris Stanton's avatar

Ha, true!

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Chris Stanton's avatar

Very true!

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Kristi Keller 🇨🇦's avatar

So true about jazz lol. I mean, it's physically impossible for jazz to be transferred to notes on a page 😂

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Lindsey's avatar

Can confirm: have belted out scaramouche countless times and have never once wondered about the meaning until now. 🤔

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Kristi Keller 🇨🇦's avatar

Said literally everyone 😂

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Chris Stanton's avatar

I only looked it up when I was writing this. Had no idea!

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Unlikely Scenario's avatar

My kids came to see what I was cackling (and maybe snort-laughing) about. Holy ¥#%! that was 1.) a trip down memory lane; and 2.) a fantastic callout on never looking up Scaramouche! (which I was belting thru the sunroof, driving home an hour ago...). Magnifico, Chris Stanton! And I second @Good Humor by CK Steefel -- genius verse.

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Chris Stanton's avatar

Thanks so much, Unlikely! I’ll take as many cackles and snort-laughs as I can get! Seriously, I’m really glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading!

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