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Andrea Hoffmann's avatar

Little shit report for a Macarena dance party right here! ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธMiss Ashton, where are you!!

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Chris Stanton's avatar

We need to track her down!

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Lindsey Smith | Not Normal's avatar

For some reason the phrase โ€œmeth manโ€ is so funny.

Also, I want to know what went down on this tour?! Was the meth man giving intel about the village?

Also, Shelly, I have major bangs envy! They look so good on you.

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Shelly Mazzanoble's avatar

You like my bangs!? Iโ€™m so happy because they are mine forever. I tried to grow them out once during Covid and I failed miserably. If I couldnโ€™t grow them out during Covid, there is no hope! Mine forever!

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Lindsey Smith | Not Normal's avatar

Yes!!! I love bangs so much and I can never have themโ€”my hair is far too fine and poodle-like. I am jealous of your Forever Bang!

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Chris Stanton's avatar

He was just tooling around having a good time. He said it was his birthday, and told the driver that he used to work for the company and wanted a tour. Then he took off with it. Just a little bday joyride! On meth.

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