Things I Don't Understand: A Singalong
Channel your inner Julie Andrews
To the tune of My Favorite Things by Richard Rodgers & Oscar Hammerstein II.
Toddlers on leashes and small dogs in strollers Why aren’t there more films that star Amy Poehler? Food sizes decrease while prices expand These are a few things I don’t understand
All of our software is now a subscription Amazon wants to refill your prescription Cranberry sauce always tastes better canned These are a few things I don’t understand
Watching some dimwit unbox things on YouTube How long is too long when glancing at side boob? Is it shift-option, control, or command? These are a few things I don’t understand
When my knee hurts For no reason Like an old grandad I wish I could fathom this one single thing Then I wouldn’t feel so bad
Who gives a shit about Meghan and Harry? Why is Curb ending, can someone ask Larry? Weirdly there’s no “The” in “Dave Matthews Band” These are a few things I don’t understand
People caught jerking off during their work Zooms Masochists choosing to visit escape rooms Vin Diesel’s acting remains in demand These are a few things I don’t understand
Smartphones that seem to know what you’ve been thinking How’d they get Harrison Ford to do Shrinking? Why always “and/or” and never “or/and”? These are a few things I don’t understand
When every store Asks for tips now On their damn iPad I wish I could fathom this one single thing Then I wouldn’t feel so bad
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Love this. 😂
Clever!