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Will Falconer, DVM's avatar

Some great LOLs here, Chris. You sound a lot like me. Crowds of strangers or even noisy crowds I mostly know? Ugh. We're introverts more than the opposite, though that side is in there trying to hide, I'm sure.

And, I love to write, too. Substack keeps me on a running two week newsletter schedule, which is work, but still, I love it when I put the final polish on and time it to whoosh out to the readers.

And I've learned to love selling, but only when it's something I created that I know will make life better for those who sign on for a course or a membership. Selling something for someone else? Gag me with a spoon.

Chris Stanton's avatar

It’s funny you say that about noise, Will. I’ve become more and more sensitive to noise over the years. I’m not sure why. It’s really cool that you create things that help people. That kind of selling sounds much better!

Zach Hively's avatar

I thought I had a pretty good gig for a while (I did) writing alumni success stories for a little liberal arts college. Then they shifted me to writing six-word taglines for prospective students. Yeah, that didn't stick.

So, I hear you, Chris.

Chris Stanton's avatar

UGH. That must have been so frustrating, Zach. What a drag.

Zach Hively's avatar

Thanks. It sucked, but it could have sucked worse—I could still be working a real job.

Caroline in the Garden's avatar

Ugh! I spent 7 years as an account executive at an advertising agency before I went to law school. I begged them to let me be a copywriter, and in year 5 they finally let me, and I was given some small clients to write copy for... in addition to the substantial accounts I was already managing. Woo....

Chris Stanton's avatar

That’s quite a workload! It’s cool they gave you the chance, but it sure took them long enough. Did you like copywriting? And did you like being an account executive?

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

My wife is an actuary who now does very little actuarial-ing. Don’t think I didn’t notice the shot fired at those nerds.

Tofu had it coming though.

Fuck tofu.

Chris Stanton's avatar

She probably knew the odds that would happen to her, though.

Nerd joke.

Lee Bacon's avatar

I would imagine that more and more of the writing coming out of marketing agencies is going to be generated by AI in the future, so maybe it’s a good thing that your responsibilities have shifted? Even if it means less writing and more calls? At least from a job-security perspective?

I have a friend who does corporate copywriting stuff and he’s just assuming the days until he’s replaced by a bot are numbered

Chris Stanton's avatar

I think you’re right, and that’s what I keep telling myself. It probably is better as far as job security goes. I hope your friend is able to pivot as needed. It’s a weird time.

judith barrow's avatar

"Some of the times I’ve felt most alone have been when I’m surrounded by hundreds of people..." Oh yes!! And then have to sell yourself - er - your books! We writers should be left alone to write ... I yell to the universe.😔

Chris Stanton's avatar

If only, Judith!

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Dang. Everything is about selling these days. Writers have to be on social media, beg for a following, sell themselves… Can you be a tradhubby and just write your fab Substack?

Chris Stanton's avatar

Ha, I’d really have to sell the hell out of that idea, and I don’t think she’d buy it!

Jennie O'Connor's avatar

I vacillated between loudly guffawing and whispering “Are we… are we the same person?!!!”

This is also relatable because, though my title is Copywriter, I am mostly Project Manager & Website Tweaker with an unwitting side hustle of monkey wrangling. I do almost zero writing these days.

Chris Stanton's avatar

I’m not surprised that you identified with this, Jennie. We really should get DNA tests.

Steve Bodeman's avatar

I really enjoyed your post today. I started out as a very shy person as a copier salesman in the early seventies. My trainer kept telling me to make eye contact with the person I was trying to get an appointment with. I ended up eventually starting my own copier dealership in another city and did that for several years. Then, I spent the next forty years as a commercial real estate sales agent. It's still tough to take the rejection, so I hear you.

Chris Stanton's avatar

Wow, that’s impressive, going from a very shy person to selling commercial real estate! That’s what my brother does too; he’s always been a lot more outgoing than me. Anyway, I’m glad you enjoyed the post, Steve—thank you!

Jen St. Germain Unfiltered's avatar

I wanted to be a TV lawyer, too, Chris! Claire Kincaid on Law & Order. Then I realized I only wanted her wardrobe and to argue. And that I could do that without a law degree. But, I get you in terms of being introverted and hating selling. We can do it if we have to, but I'd rather just have someone hand me money. If there's a job where people just give me money, I think I can do that. Let me know if you hear of anything. :)

Chris Stanton's avatar

“I only wanted her wardrobe and to argue.” 😂 As for a job where people just give you money, the only one I know of is bank teller, but I don’t think that’s what you had in mind 😆

Felicia A. Rivers's avatar

Wow - we're like twin souls that never need to talk about it.

Chris Stanton's avatar

🤣 Agreed!

Ofifoto1's avatar

I also wanted to be a TV lawyer, but reality changed the channel. I'm glad it worked out differently for me. Thank goodness your love of writing led you here and my love of laughing (and the clever use of words) helped me find you.

Chris Stanton's avatar

I think we both could have made excellent TV lawyers. But I’m glad things worked out the way they did!

Ofifoto1's avatar

Objection! Overruled!

Carol VanDenHende's avatar

Can your next article be about Tofu History? Because if anyone could make that funny...

Chris Stanton's avatar

I’ll do some research 🤣

Linda Mueller's avatar

You are charming. Share it with the world.

Chris Stanton's avatar

You have to say that 😂

Lindsey's avatar

This resonates with so many of us I’m sure- we took one job to pay the bills and then you blink and here you are. Always good to know I’m not alone though! And I agree with you wholeheartedly: LinkedIn is sad.

Chris Stanton's avatar

Thanks, Lindsey. And I’m glad you agree about LI. What a fucking drag it is.

Lindsey's avatar

The even sadder thing is I feel like people are gravitating there more and more? In my field it’s like the new Twitter but completely soulless.

Chris Stanton's avatar

I feel like that too—there definitely seems to be an uptick in activity. I’ve also noticed more people are starting to pepper politics into their comments, which will surely lead to great things for the platform. 😂

Kelsey Abbott's avatar

I feel so seen

Chris Stanton's avatar

Nice to hear from you, Kelsey!